I’ve got limited space so I want to get at least two things across. The expectations of Valentine’s Day sex can lead to some great sexual accomplishments or some terribly hilarious letdowns. I want help you and your partner have something to high-five yourselves for, so lets start with the preparations. With all of the anticipation of the upcoming nocturnal festivities, I know a lot of guys think that they should wash vigorously, which you should. But more importantly you should remember to rinse even more vigorously. Let me put it this way: The last thing a girl wants to think about when she’s trying to pleasure her man is the time in the first grade that her mother put a bar of soap in her mouth for cussing.
If this is the first time that you’ve maybe thought about what your downstairs tastes like, I’m not surprised. You’re a guy. If this also gets you to thinking about chocolate sauce and whip cream, welcome to the cliche that is Valentine’s sex. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a delicious cliche, but remember one thing: Don’t drizzle more chocolate sauce than you can lick up. That’s pretty much the only rule. Chocolate sauce can go from sweet and slippery to sticky and painful faster than you can say Ghirardelli. This means you probably shouldn't wait for her in her bed wearing nothing but whip cream and chocolate sauce. Instead, try starting your evening with some after dinner wine, strawberries and chocolate sauce. Bring up in conversation how it might be fun to continue dessert into the bedroom and take it from there. Keep in mind that as much as your girl friend might enjoy some chocolate tongue play from you, she will NOT enjoy having to wash chocolate sauce out of her sheets.
In general, if you really want the night to be special for her, step up your foreplay and stick to what you know she likes, rather than trying something new that neither one of you know how to pull off.

-Sexponaire.