Looking for the perfect gift to give to your special someone (or your hot RA) (or your brother) (or yourself to get you out of that puddle of tears) this President’s Day? Look no further. I propose to you, the HydroFlask — the single coldest, sleekest and slurpiest water bottle on the market.
Colder or hotter beverages, for a longer period of time, for a happier you. What could you possibly have to complain about? Sure, the price tag can be a bit of an eye opener, but I am constantly scouring the sale section of the company website, abandoned tables in the SUB cafeteria and corners of the gym for someone’s leftovers to call my own.
HydroFlask offers shiny and elegant water bottles in an array of colors that can only be described as majestic. For those of you who are anti sticker-on-water-bottle like myself, have no fear: a HydroFlask’s strong and bold color does all the talking necessary. And, as a plus, they are not see-through like Nalgenes, so you can add a bit of spice to your day. When you see me galavanting through campus with my yellow flask you’ll never know — is she drinking ice water? Hot tea? Straight vodka? It’s up to your imagination, darling.