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Starbux manager hosts event for liberal arts students seeking employment

Starbux manager hosts event for liberal arts students seeking employment

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. As the spring semester nears its end, many soon-to-be graduates wonder if their degree will really provide employment opportunities. There are few

POT house gets a fresh new look

POT house gets a fresh new look

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Pi Omega Theta (POT) has historically had a difficult time keeping its house clean, but now the frat house is now unexpectedly glowing. With

MSU launches high-stakes bake sale to recoup federal funding losses

MSU launches high-stakes bake sale to recoup federal funding losses

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. MSU has finally solved its federal funding woes. The solution? Baked goods — and lots of them. In light of recent federal funding cuts and

Cruzaldo al Gaib brings holy war to campus

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. After last year’s bid by MSU to start a sandworm racing team was blocked by the NCAA — who cited a lack of fan

Campus snowplows replaced with flamethrowers

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. In response to a number of complaints by members of the faculty and student body, University Services has implemented a two-year plan to

We Listen and We Judge: Exposing the Most Controversial Takes on Campus

We Listen and We Judge: Exposing the Most Controversial Takes on Campus

Last Wednesday, the Excrement sat for three excruciating hours at a table on the Centennial Mall and asked passersby for their most controversial takes. We told people we were there to listen, not judge, and said next to nothing as we were fed some of the worst takes we’ve

Taco Hell has Bozeman residents feeling all types of ways

Taco Hell has Bozeman residents feeling all types of ways

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Bozeman is known as a thriving metropolis where the student loans are high and the Taco Hell employees are higher. Taco Hell’s grip