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UK police set up national hub to cut illegal knife sales

UK police set up national hub to cut illegal knife sales

British police on Thursday launched a new national hub aimed at cracking down on the sale of banned knives and machetes, often to children, on an online "grey market". In the year ending September 2025 there were about 50,000 knife crimes in England and Wales, according to

Wait, there's a ‘Cat in the cupola?

Wait, there's a ‘Cat in the cupola?

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. According to an MSU urban legend, an oblivious cow was once led up the stairs of Montana Hall to the cupola, the big phallic

Moment 64-year-old man tries to rob bank armed only with vape

Moment 64-year-old man tries to rob bank armed only with vape

By James Gamble This is the bizarre moment a "desperate" man tried to rob a bank at a shopping mall — armed with a vape. Gary Fishlock's attempted robbery sparked an armed police response at the HSBC branch at the Westwood Cross shopping mall in Broadstairs, Kent,

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Recent MSU graduate and self-proclaimed ski bum Brogan ‘Pow’ Shredder is now the first University president of safety and drug enforcement. According to

Police reports from the week of April 1

Police reports from the week of April 1

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Each week, the University Police Department receives thousands of calls for action. The Excrement took a look at its service log and, in an

Four children stabbed to death at Ugandan nursery: police

Four children stabbed to death at Ugandan nursery: police

Four children were stabbed to death on Thursday at a kindergarten in Uganda's capital, Kampala, police said. The male suspect, in his thirties, gained access by posing as a parent before attacking children aged around two and three with a knife, police said. "We confirm a tragic

Pub XII will now accept fake IDs on Bucket Nights

Pub XII will now accept fake IDs on Bucket Nights

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Bozeman staple Pub XII has just opened its doors to a whole new crowd: underage drinkers. The bar instituted a policy last week requiring