What your cup of joe says about you

As humans, we all need our morning ‘cup of joe’ to help us get hustling and bustling in the morning. Everyone has a drink they call their morning glory that they can’t properly function without. You can tell a lot about a person based on what they’re drinking in their mug in the morning. Here’s what your beverage of choice says about you: 

Black Coffee (the average joe)

This is an easy-to-please kind of person. They are perfectly content with their lives as long as they can have a few cups of hot black coffee. The stronger they like it, the older they are. There isn’t much else to say about this person other than they’re usually the background characters — but that isn’t to say the movie couldn’t be completed without them.

Green Juice (the put together one)

This special breed of people have their lives together. They plan out each part of their day down to what they’re eating for each meal. They never procrastinate and get a full 12 hours of sleep every night. Good for you, green juice drinkers.

Lemon Water (the health gurus)

These are the type of people that put cucumbers on their eyes and have a whole skin care routine for looking younger. They attend daily barre classes and are always dressed to impress. They think they’re the main character but in reality, they aren’t.

Red Bull (the life of the party) 

These people solely rely on energy drinks to power through the day and can’t complete any given task without one. They wake up minutes before they need to be somewhere and consider Red Bull to be their breakfast. They’ll spend copious amounts of money on these drinks and will go to whatever lengths needed to get that blast and crash type of energy.

Cold Brew (the chillest of the chill)

They will ice their drink even though it's already cold. They usually add some kind of dairy free sweetener and always put it in a fun cup to drink out of. They’re the kind of people that pour their heart and soul into making their coffee taste just right. They will sit through a 30 minute Starbucks line to just get one drink.

Pre Workout (the absolute gym rat)

They’re the kind of people that wake up at 4 a.m. to get in a two hour pump before their daily events. They never have a rest day and won’t let anyone or anything come between them and the gym. Their whole personality trait is working out, and it's their number one priority over anything else. They blast EDM music as loud as they can and will probably have hearing aids by the age of 30.

Nothing (booooo)

Lastly, we have those rare few who drink nothing in the morning. Nothing to get them going, nothing to hydrate them for the day, nothing to hold them over until breakfast– basically an absolute psychopath to say the least. They wake up on their first alarm and instantly get going with. They have energy like an on-off button and show little to no emotion. Nothing phases them. They don’t look like much on the outside but they are actually brainiacs and know a random fact about anything you try to talk about.