Breaking News: ROTC enforces Ginaforte's edict, barricades MSU over climate change acknowledgment
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Montana Governor Gregina Ginaforte has launched a campaign of martial action against MSU’s President Wadaddy Cruzaddy, leveraging the campus Reserve Officers' Training