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Moment 64-year-old man tries to rob bank armed only with vape

Moment 64-year-old man tries to rob bank armed only with vape

By James Gamble This is the bizarre moment a "desperate" man tried to rob a bank at a shopping mall — armed with a vape. Gary Fishlock's attempted robbery sparked an armed police response at the HSBC branch at the Westwood Cross shopping mall in Broadstairs, Kent,

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Recent MSU graduate and self-proclaimed ski bum Brogan ‘Pow’ Shredder is now the first University president of safety and drug enforcement. According to

Police reports from the week of April 1

Police reports from the week of April 1

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Each week, the University Police Department receives thousands of calls for action. The Excrement took a look at its service log and, in an

Four children stabbed to death at Ugandan nursery: police

Four children stabbed to death at Ugandan nursery: police

Four children were stabbed to death on Thursday at a kindergarten in Uganda's capital, Kampala, police said. The male suspect, in his thirties, gained access by posing as a parent before attacking children aged around two and three with a knife, police said. "We confirm a tragic

Wizard-related explosion levels east wing of SWC, vaporizes 207

Wizard-related explosion levels east wing of SWC, vaporizes 207

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Earlier last week, the Student Wellness Center’s (SWC) roof caved in not even two years after its grand opening in August 2024 — yes,

Brick Testman brutally framemogged by UM frat leader

Brick Testman brutally framemogged by UM frat leader

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. What was scheduled as a morale-positive livestream outside of Montana Hall on Wednesday quickly turned into a disaster when MSU President Brick Testman

‘The View’ Audience Groans Over Whitney Cummings’ Epstein Joke

The View guest cohost Whitney Cummings had Sara Haines in stitches over her reaction to Donald Trump‘s primetime address on Thursday’s (April 2) episode, but then she left the audience groaning when it came to the second “Hot Topic” of the day. First, the panelists weighed in on