MSU welcomes the Leaning Tower of Roskie

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“Here at MSU, we take pride in our top notch innovation that excites,” Cruzdaddy said. “The Leaning Tower of Roskie is really going to be a great addition to our structurally sound structures around campus. It will really give us a chance to redeem ourselves following the aftermath of the underwhelming collapse of our gym.”

Cruzdaddy went on to explain the motivations of this project. The MSU campus has been searching for a creative solution to the sink hole causing the lean of Roskie Hall. Instead of fixing the problem, the head of the School of Architecture, Archie Texture, thought that exemplifying the lean would be a better solution.

“The Leaning Tower of Pisa has received so much clout for its lack of structural integrity,” Texture explained. “I thought, why not give them a little competition? We certainly have an incredible opportunity at our hands, who knows, this could be the next stop for the American road trip tour.”

The Board of Architectural Entrepreneurs at MSU will host a public meeting highlighting the exciting new project. Aria Builder, an undergraduate architecture major, looks forward to hosting the meeting. The public forum will take place on Friday, April 8, at El Camino Bar.

“I am absolutely ecstatic to hear what the public has to say about our upcoming project,” Builder said. “This will help put Bozeman back on the map. With the expansion that we have been experiencing here, why not push that a little bit farther? I expect an electric response from the locals here.”

Cruzdaddy confirmed that emphasizing the lean of Roskie Hall is completely safe and will give MSU a chance to rise above other architectural schools by transforming lives through education and empowerment.

“I believe students will be quite excited to take residence in our leaning tower,” Cruzdaddy said. “It will create an even more unique housing experience than Roskie has already provided. I personally adore the idea of watching my coffee cup slide right off my desk.”

The building will be ready for the upcoming freshman class of fall 2022.