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MSU introduces the new ‘All or Nothing” Initiative

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. MSU has implemented a new policy that prevents students from skipping class called the “All or Nothing” initiative. In order to motivate teachers to

Join MSU in Bros-man

Join MSU in Bros-man

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Montana’s largest university, MSU, has maintained record-enrollment numbers each year. As such, they have recently established an additional placement test as part

Bridger Bowl University: Our True Competition

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Bridger Bowl University (BBU), MSU’s true collegiate competitor, has decided to extend its ski season through April 8 due to a recent surge

MSU policies on campus violence

Since the Parkland school shooting on Feb. 14, which left 17 students and faculty dead, national attention has been heightened on academic campus violence and policies surrounding it. Here at MSU, there is an Emergency Management Policy run by the Emergency Management Task Force. According to 110.00 in the

Want to Stop the Scandals? Pay the Players

The National Collegiate Athletics Association (NCAA) was founded in 1906 to serve as a governing commision for college athletics and to “keep college athletes safe.” At the time, it was a relatively small organization. Today, NCAA sanctioned intercollegiate athletics are an $11 billion industry. March Madness, the annual Division One

Kill Tinder and the Fear of Being Alone

Valentine’s Day is either beloved or dreaded by many. The anxiety of being single and alone, either for the first time, or yet again, can drive us to a desperate desire to be with anyone. Today, in our digital age, we are all too familiar with dating platforms, such