Legends of Montana State: A Greek Life breakdown

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers.

High schoolers across America are drawn to MSU for the skiing, beautiful landscapes and, of course, nationally renowned Greek life. Once Freshmen arrive on campus, they swarm to Frat row to see if they have got what it takes to be a star.

 The parties are clearly the main draw of Fraternity life. In order to get into these exclusive events, freshmen males from every dorm bring girls like tickets to enter, an absolutely upstanding thing to do. Sometimes the brothers watching the door even let you pay to experience the greatness that is an MSU Frat party. What a steal!

 Once inside, you have to make sure you follow all the unspoken rules of the Frat house. Don’t bring any hard alcohol, wear minimal clothing and always accept open containers - them’s the rules.

 After acknowledging these rules, you can then proceed down into the basement! This is where legends are made — you can almost smell the history of greatness in the air.

Once your eyes adjust to the cheap LED lights, all you can see is backward hats, button-downs and white shoes — the epitome of diversity.

As remixes of once great hip-hop songs shake the walls, men swarm the females, gyrating their hips in attempts to attract a mate. Will it work? They sure think so.

 Nobody can remember what happens at the end of the party, but that might be for the best.

If this doesn't sound like your perfect Friday night, you may want to get out of Bozeman, because that's all this small town has to offer.