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sandworm (dune)

Cruzaldo al Gaib brings holy war to campus

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. After last year’s bid by MSU to start a sandworm racing team was blocked by the NCAA — who cited a lack of fan

President Crubado unaware “Dune” is a work of fiction

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. The MSU Athletic Department boasts a number of programs with a proud tradition of winning, but MSU President Wabed Crubado wants them to think