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‘The Price Is Right’ Fans Debate the ‘Best & Worst’ Prizes to Win

Sometimes, The Price Is Right contestants walk away with money, cars, and trips. Other times, they take home motorcycles, hot tubs, boats, or just something odd. Fans debated what they think are the best and worst prizes contestants can win on the game show. “What do you consider the best/

MSU to replace Hedges complex with new luxury condos that students have been begging for

MSU to replace Hedges complex with new luxury condos that students have been begging for

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. On any given night, the sounds of doors slamming, music echoing through the halls and someone yelling down the stairwells fill the North and

A cacophony of fun characters foster creepy community

A cacophony of fun characters foster creepy community

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Every semester, new students arrive in droves to take classes from expert professors in their field of choice. While others receive a warm welcome

Police reports from the week of April 1

Police reports from the week of April 1

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Each week, the University Police Department receives thousands of calls for action. The Excrement took a look at its service log and, in an

POT house gets a fresh new look

POT house gets a fresh new look

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Pi Omega Theta (POT) has historically had a difficult time keeping its house clean, but now the frat house is now unexpectedly glowing. With

MSU Must Boost Inclusivity on Campus with More Single-Occupancy Restrooms

MSU Must Boost Inclusivity on Campus with More Single-Occupancy Restrooms

Amid a flurry of renovations and new construction on campus, there's a particular part of every building MSU has made great strides in improving: inclusive restroom design. But it’s time to retro-fit existing spaces, too. Redesigning bathrooms to create single-occupancy spaces across campus — not just

RAs seek better vibes (and work conditions)

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. In recent breaking news, the South and North Hedges Resident Assistants (RAs) have confirmed that they are joining the Amazon delivery union in a