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Mom diagnosed with rare condition that could leave her blind

Mom diagnosed with rare condition that could leave her blind

By James Connolly A seamstress put her intense headaches down to eye strain from work - only to discover her brain is being squashed due to a rare condition which could leave her blind. Grace Pammant, 35, says she initially dismissed the pain as a side effect of long days hunched

MSU to replace Hedges complex with new luxury condos that students have been begging for

MSU to replace Hedges complex with new luxury condos that students have been begging for

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. On any given night, the sounds of doors slamming, music echoing through the halls and someone yelling down the stairwells fill the North and

‘I thought they were joking’: Mystery illness reported at Miller Dining Hall

‘I thought they were joking’: Mystery illness reported at Miller Dining Hall

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. University officials have reluctantly acknowledged a concerning mystery illness plaguing a large number of students who have eaten at Miller Dining Hall within the

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

Ski bum employed (for first time ever) in drug enforcement

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Recent MSU graduate and self-proclaimed ski bum Brogan ‘Pow’ Shredder is now the first University president of safety and drug enforcement. According to

Police reports from the week of April 1

Police reports from the week of April 1

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Each week, the University Police Department receives thousands of calls for action. The Excrement took a look at its service log and, in an

Wizard-related explosion levels east wing of SWC, vaporizes 207

Wizard-related explosion levels east wing of SWC, vaporizes 207

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical piece. It does not necessarily represent the views of the Exponent or its writers and should not be construed as truth. Earlier last week, the Student Wellness Center’s (SWC) roof caved in not even two years after its grand opening in August 2024 — yes,

Is even the occasional night out bad for your liver?

Is even the occasional night out bad for your liver?

By Stephen Beech Even occasional binge drinking may triple the risk of liver damage, warns new research. Just the odd session of drinking can cause harm for moderate drinkers, according to the study. Scientists described their findings as a "huge wake-up call" for those who enjoy a